

The Marching Band From HellI fucking hate marching bands! Do you want to know why? It's because there is one outside of my window right now. At this very moment, as I sit here typing this, the Henderson State "Showband of Arkansas" is having sectional practice in the parking lot. (In this case "sectional practice" should be read as "fucking up the same section of Crazy Train over and over again.") Why does marching band even exist?! Who in the hell thought that it would be a good idea to dress up in stupid outfits and walk around in a field while playing an instrument? I bet it was a French guy. Any takers? I thought not. If I ever meet the descendant of the FrenThe Marching Band From Hell
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LSD: "You're a bowl of gelatinous sarcasm."
Me: "Wha-?!"
LSD: "I dunno!" XD
Me: "Wha?"
I AM the new cancer. And I've never looked better- putting the "horr" in horrible.
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